🥄 Cosmic Kitchen Diaries: Chia Pudding That Reminds You Who You Are
Welcome to the Cosmic Kitchen, baby—where chia seeds activate your third eye and saffron whispers, "you are a divine being in a meat suit—act accordingly.
We don’t just make food here.
We make moments of remembrance.
Because let’s be honest—most of us have been spiritually starved by convenience and conditioning.
We forget to nourish.
We forget to pause.
We forget that feeding ourselves can be a sacred little act of rebellion in a world that profits from our depletion.
But you?
You’re waking up.
And this creamy little creation?
It’s here to support the glow-up of your soul.
Will this chia pudding change your life?
Probably not.
But if you eat it like it’s a blessing in a bowl, and make it with ingredients that vibe with your frequency…
It just might.
So here’s a bowl that says:
“I remember who I am. And I’m gonna eat like it.”
🌟 Chia Pudding à la Cosmic Priestess
Base Ingredients (choose your vibe)
1 cup unsweetened almond, coconut, or soy milk (whatever your body says yes to)
2 tablespoons chia seeds
1 scoop vanilla protein powder (clean + delicious only, please)
A dash of cinnamon
A sprinkle of cardamom powder + 1–2 crushed cardamom pods (optional, but wow)
A few strands of saffron (luxury is a frequency, remember?)
A drop or two of vanilla extract or a pinch of ground vanilla
Optional Sweetener & Soothing Hack
1 medjool date, soaked in hot water for 5–10 minutes to soften
Chop it and stir into your pudding—or drizzle in a little of the soaking water for subtle sweetness and soul softness
Toppings to Elevate Your Frequency
Chopped fresh strawberries (I use about 5)
Unsweetened shredded coconut
Keith’s cacao nibs – grounding, heart-opening, and straight from the source
Extra sprinkle of cardamom or cinnamon if you’re feeling extra magical
🌀 Assembly Instructions (a.k.a. Your Kitchen Alchemy Ritual)
Combine all base ingredients in a jar or bowl. Stir slowly, like you’re casting a spell with your spoon.
Let it sit for 5–10 minutes, then stir again (clumps are not the vibe—nor is stuck energy).
Cover and refrigerate for at least 3 hours, or overnight for full cosmic infusion.
When you’re ready to serve, top with your strawberries, coconut, and Keith’s cacao nibs—like you’re adorning an altar.
Breathe.
Bless.
Eat like a goddess remembering her power.
💫 Why This Isn’t Just Pudding
Because everything is energy.
And how you feed yourself is part of your remembering.
This isn’t dieting. This isn’t “being good.”
This is cosmic nourishment for a body that does big work.
This bowl says:
“I deserve nourishment that loves me back.”
“My kitchen is my temple.”
“I don’t need to hustle for wellness. I embody it.”🌺 A Taste of What’s to Come…
This isn’t just a pudding. It’s a practice.
A remembering. A soft return.
And maybe… a whisper from something deeper.Speaking of which—a cacao reunion is brewing.
A sacred gathering to remember, reconnect, and sip from the source—together.
If your heart stirred reading this, trust that. Something beautiful is coming.Stay tuned, keep nourishing, and don’t forget:
You are a divine being in a meat suit—act accordingly.